“Too bad she wasn’t in a life proof case”
Said Fire Chief Walter Means as they removed the woman’s body from the murky Texas waters.
This all came about after the couple got into a heated argument about who was texting his phone at 8:00 am on a Wednesday morning. Jaxon Parks told authorities that he did what any man would have done in that situation and threw his phone into the water and his girl friend of 3 weeks went in after it.
“I’m just glad I got my phone back… That was a Note 7” – Jaxon Parks
As for the woman’s family they are trying to figure out why she would try to even check his phone, she should have been glad someone accepted her with genital herpes.