“I AIN’T HAD A PAIR JORDANS SINCE JEEZY DROPPED TRAP OR DIE. THAT’S 12 YEARS AGO YOUR HONOR! THINK ABOUT IT.”
Said Cortez Jones to a New York judge about getting his child support lowered to a reasonable amount.
Cortez Jones says his monthly child support of $275 dollars has kept him from being fresh for a long time and wants it reduced so he can buy a pair of Jordans.
“ALL MY SHOES SAY 32 INSTEAD OF 23, BECAUSE I BE BUYIN’ EM OUT THE TRUNK. I WANNA GO TO FOOTLOCKER LIKE ERRBODY ELSE.”