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Surgeon General Warns that skinny jeans are leading cause of erectile disfunction

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Men your knees should not show through your pants. If your jeans require lube, they’re too small.

The surgeon general issued a warning to men that skinny jeans will cause erectile dysfunction and eventually impotency. Daily use of skinny jeans restrict blood flow to the lower regions and cause blood vessels to contract. A Virginia man required surgery to remove his testicles from his stomach after repeated use of skinny jeans.
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Skinny Jeans may cause:

Lower testosterone
Your girlfriend to be taken
Kidney failure
Measles
Scarlet Fever
Eventually death

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